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#queue 

every medicine on the market is like

pros: you’ll stop coughing

cons: you might die

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#queue 

teencry:

i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me

(Source: teencry)

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#queue 
brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

brandnoose:

brandnoose:

what should i do for my 15,000 post???

wait a second i fucked up

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#great #s 

Attractive painter guy comes in to paint unbeknownst to me while im sitting on my couch looking like an asshat in my pjs eating chips and searching for porn on my ipad

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#s 
Yes. Yes it is
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Yes. Yes it is

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#oh no #bobs burgers 

My mom just told my dog to not be such a boob punch

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#vomit 
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Nude beaches are full of overweight, out-of-shape, old bodies and I don’t wanna go over there and realize I look exactly like that.

Bob, Bob’s Burgers (via diybusypanda)

batsaflyin:

Remember that time bob made out with a cow
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batsaflyin:

Remember that time bob made out with a cow

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