you people are so fucking alarmist and dramatic
'dont use crayons to make lipstick theyre toxic!!!'
yeah, moron, that’s why they market them to children
i love my babies poisoned in the morning
you could eat your fucking weight in crayons in the worst you’d get is a stomachache because of the wax
you just ate your weight in fuckin candles
point is google something before you get your nipples all hard and ready to freak the fuck out about it
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me.
I don’t want to grow up.
i think about this almost everyday.