I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
I’m not sure if this is real or a troll.
South Park takes place in a universe where everything is a stereotype (even Kyle’s cousin, Kyle, made a joke about how they were all walking stereotypes, while himself being a stereotype and highlighting the main Kyle internalized Jew-hatred) and it’s meta within meta all the time. Recruiting the girls was absolutely necessary for the storyline of the game, and in order to do that you have to dress like a girl and afterwards, you’re allowed to buy their armour and holy shit, it was fucking great armour and you’re complaining? You’re complaining that female armour is the best armour and that you have to crossdress?
You’re complaining about women being involved and represented in a video game? WELL JESUS as a woman I have no idea what it’s like to have the armour designed around the opposite sex to be more powerful than the armour designed around my sex and I have no idea what it’s like to have the opposite sex be catered to in video games.
You played a game where you crawl inside a gay man’s asshole to perform an abortion on a nuclear device, one where you have a battle on the same bed that your parents are currently having sex on, one where you can fart on an aborted nazi zombie fetus, one where you, an eight year old child, gets probed anally, and you complain that having a mission where you have to crossdress and that the armour designed for girls was the most powerful is too offensive?
This is the same show where Stan, who is arguably the main character, dates a raging feminist who beat the shit out of Cartman for being a misogynistic prick about breast cancer. This is the same show where there was an episode literally about how the main male characters we love had sexist ideals towards farting vs queefing and were painted as in the wrong for being sexist about it, and you’re upset about fucking girl armour being more powerful than boy armour? You’re upset because there’s a crossdressing mission and girls are important in the game?
Hold on guys, I think we’ve discovered it, the one thing that is TOO OFFENSIVE for South Park to be allowed to tackle: feminism.
Fuck you, guy. Get back to the garage and build me a deck.